12 year old me: I'm fine. So, how are things in the future? Do you have a flying car?
46 year old me: No. I'm driving a '95 Pontiac Sunfire.
12 year old me: And it doesn't fly?
46 year old me: No. It doesn't fly.
12 year old me: Have you been into space?
46 year old me: Nnnoooo. No.
12 year old me: No? Is there spaceships?
46 year old me: Yes. There's a space shuttle... well, there was a space shuttle. They've stopped using it now.
12 year old me: Did it get replaced with something else, like a starship or something?
46 year old me: Uh... no. They just kind of... stopped.
12 year old me: Is there a space station?
46 year old me: Yes! There is an International space station.
12 year old me: Cool! Have you been there?
46 year old me: No.
12 year old me: Do you still watch Star Wars?
46 year old me: I've seen all the Star Wars movies. Yes.
12 year old me: How many are there?
46 year old me: Six movies and a cartoon.
12 year old me: A cartoon?
46 year old me: Well it's CGI.
12 year old me: What's CGI?
46 year old me: Never mind. Yes, I still watch Star Wars.
12 year old me: What about Star Trek?
46 year old me: Yes. I still watch Star Trek. All the different series and the movies.
12 year old me: There's movies?
46 year old me: Yes. Several Star Trek movies and... uh... five...? different series.
12 year old me: Cool! So cool!
46 year old me: Yes. Yes it is, I see you're excited. You're doing a little dance. Be careful... don't...
12 year old me: Sorry... sorry... I'm just so excited! Did you become a movie director?
46 year old me: Uh... no. I'm a writer and an artist, though.
12 year old me: Do you work on the Star Trek movies? Do you write the episodes?
46 year old me: Hah! I wish! No. I do book covers and other commissions... portraits. I've written short stories. I post stuff to my blog.
12 year old me: Blo... what...?
46 year old me: Never mind. You'll find out.
12 year old me: Do you have a girlfriend?
46 year old me: I have a wife. And a daughter. She's just graduated,
12 year old me: Wow. Do you have a dog?
46 year old me: No. I have cats. Three cats.
12 year old me: Cats?
46 year old me: Yes. Cats. I'm a cat person now. Get over it.
12 year old me: Are you still fat?
46 year old me: Uh... well, kind of...
12 year old me: Did you ever get skinny?
46 year old me: Uh. No, not really. I've lost a lot of weight, but I can't really be called skinny...
12 year old me: Crap!
46 year old me: What can I say. It's genetics. Get over it.
12 year old me: Are you famous?
46 year old me: Uh... no.
12 year old me: Okay... you're not famous, you haven't been into space, you don't write for Star Trek, you don't have a flying car and you have cats.
46 year old me: Yup. That's basically it.
12 year old me: Okay. I'm gonna go outside and play now.
46 year old me: That's great. I gotta get back to work.
12 year old me: Where do you work?
46 year old me: I think you've had enough disappointment for one day.