Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Saturday, March 9, 2013
DOES THAT GORILLA HAVE A SHANK?
Oh, this will not end well!
I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio
Thursday, November 8, 2012
ONLY 12 EPISODES...
And it is just as well because this show sucked. It was nowhere near as good as Galaxy Quest.
I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio
Monday, October 29, 2012
PROOF THAT HE EXISTS!
People think that THE PHANTOM is just a comic book character created by Lee Falk. However, my daughter, who is at UBC studying to be Indiana Jones, came across this at the University's Museum of Anthropology tucked away in an exhibit on Africa. She snapped this photo with her iphone.
Proof that The Phantom was real! If that isn't a smoking gun I don't know what is.
I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio
Thursday, October 18, 2012
MOGGY IN DA POKEY
My cat, Moggy, being goofy as usual.
I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
BINDERS?
If I ever publish a book of my pin-up art I'm going to call it "Binders Full of Women"
Thank you, Mitt.
I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio
Sunday, August 12, 2012
FATBOY SLIM SUMMONS CTHULHU AT THE OLYMPIC 2012 CLOSING CEREMONIES
Who knew that the Call of Cthulhu was actually "Funk Soul Brother"?*
*my apologies to Al Harron from whom I shamelessly swiped that joke. Sorry, Al!
I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio
*my apologies to Al Harron from whom I shamelessly swiped that joke. Sorry, Al!
I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
YOU SURE CAN SEE PLENTY FROM UP HERE...
I love this cartoon by Bill Ward. I saw it and had to swipe it from rhade-zapan's tumblr.
I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
THE TROPIC OF CANCER IS NOT A DISEASE
I have been trying to track down a copy of Henry Miller's The Tropic of Cancer. I do have a copy on order, but the other day, on a whim, I ducked into one of two used bookstores that the small town in which I live boasts. (And they don't really boast about it at all. Most people's reaction is: "Why do we need two used book stores?" We have five pubs and three pet stores but the consensus is that two used bookstores is too much).
The very nice lady minding the store asked if she could help me. "I'm looking for a copy of The Tropic of Cancer." I said. The woman gave me a funny look. "By Henry Miller?" I added.
She sighed and nodded. "The section is over here," she said. I followed her as she led me to a corner of the store. "We have a wide selection," she said with a sympathetic tone. "Which is good. Sadly, too many people need them these days."
Okay. Henry Miller's novel, written in the early 1930's, (and banned in the USA and Britain) is centered in France and concerns Miller's life as a struggling writer. So why was I standing in front of a very large and prodigiously stocked section on Health and Wellness?
Confused (but suddenly suspecting the misunderstanding) I was about to say something when the owner, another pleasant woman, came up and asked if she could be of help. "This fellow is looking for books about cancer," the first woman said.
The owner gave me a look of deepest sadness and sympathy.
I shook my head. "No, no no. I'm looking for a book called The Tropic of Cancer. It's not about cancer, it's just... that's the title. It's by Henry Miller."
"Oh," the owner said, suddenly understanding. "That would be in our classics section," she said, pointing to a much smaller section of shelves. With that, both women seemed to vanish as they went back to what they were doing, leaving me on my own.
The "classics" section had a collection of older looking books, arranged alphabetically but in a desultory fashion. I found the M's. They had Moliere and they had Milton and they had Lucy Maude Montgomery, but no Miller.
As I was walking out the door the owner called from the back; "Any luck?"
I shook my head. She shrugged and gave me a sympathetic (though not as sympathetic as when she thought I was dealing with cancer) look. "No? Sorry."
Maybe tomorrow I'll try the other used bookstore. I am not hopeful.
I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
LOVE HURTS
...and it`s also kind of annoying.
I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio
Monday, March 5, 2012
I GOT YOUR 2012 RIGHT HERE
I really wish that I had figured this out myself, because then I would sit back and give you all my "extra smug" look. Alas, I swiped it from the always interesting Eclectic Banana. Where he got it from I know not, but it really appeals to me because all of this 2012 doomsday nonsense really ticks me off.
I look forward to wishing you all a Merry and non-apocalyptic Christmas this December 24th.
I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?
www.mdjacksonart.weebly.com
http://mdjackson.deviantart.com
http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/mdjacksons%5Fportfolio
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