Friday, June 3, 2011


My wife, Frances and I were sitting in the parking lot of our local Save-On-Foods the other night. We'd just finished shopping and Frances was looking for something in her purse.

Frances: How can I keep losing things? It's a small purse!

Me: It's bigger on the inside.

Frances: It is! My purse is a TARDIS! (Realizes what she just said, stops searching, closes her eyes and shakes her head) Why do I hang out with you people? Fuck!

I've been here and there. I've drawn a lot of pictures. I've written a bit, too. I'm not good at this self-promotion thing. Look, you want to know about me? just visit these websites. Okay?


Paladin said...

That's funny :) Women's purses are a mystery, that's for sure. I don't go poking around in my Wife's for nuthin'.

M. D. Jackson said...

I will look for stuff in my wife's purse occasionally if she asks me to. As long as I avoid falling into the swimming pool I'm usually okay.

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